The Omnigeek

A lot of people get laughs from CBS’s “The Big Bang Theory” where an apartment full of “geeks” have their adventures with their neighbor, an attractive “normal” woman. Stereotypes aside (the geeks are portrayed as nerds, the woman a blond), the show does have a lot of good wit based around geeks fascination with speaking in tech and precision.

For instance in this weeks episode, Sheldon, the super genius astrophysicist is trying to describe to Penny, the normal, how to open a Chinese Puzzle Box. “Move the top panel 2 millimeters to the left, then move the side panel 4mm to the right (or some such very precise measurements)” Sheldon instructed over a phone. Penny frustrated by the geek speak asked if he was attached to the box and when Sheldon said “No”. She stomped the box to open it.

It was a funny moment with geeks and normals laughing at the scenario but its a perfect example of the communication barrier often faced by people when there is a huge separation in IQ.

The classic example of this was Albert Einstein. Even among his peers, his ability to understand physics was so far advanced, most people in the physics community dismissed them. It would take years before physicists would come to embrace his work.

Why does this communication break down?

The main reason for this is that most geek’s enjoy science and science is about accuracy and precision of measurements. There is an old saying:

When cutting a log, measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an Axe

In this case if you’re going to cut the log with a very imprecise tool like an axe, why are you measuring to millimeter accuracy? Because thats what scientists do: They measure accurately.

True Story: My wife (a Normal) and I were heading home from work. She was driving. My son called and asked when we would be home. My response was “We will be there in 97 seconds.” Sherry goes “Where did you pull that pile of stuff from?” I responded thats how long it will take for us to get home. 97 seconds later, she had stopped in the drive. 97 seconds is very precise but most people are not used to hearing that. “A couple of minutes” would have gone over much better with her. She still shakes her head at me when I come up with these seemingly random responses.

The Planes of Thought

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Imagine a world where there are different Planes of Thought. These planes are where the mass of the population’s “smarts” are currently massed. Generations of people are smarter than their previous generation. For instance today, we have cell phones and text messages and we can use the Internet and you know what a mouse is and how to use it.

But go back 100 years to 1909 when we were amazed that a buggy could run without a horse, discussions of your mouse and your USB Key or your DVR would make you almost incommunicable with the people of that time. Yet they were as a population considerably smarter than those around in 1809 when the idea of communicating to distant cities with a telephone would be near magic.

This is demonstrated by Arthur C. Clarke’s quote:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

If we look at each of these era’s as a plane, there will always be one above where we are now and the past era’s planes below us.

People on one plane cannot effectively communicate with someone on another plane. The tech speak, the new words that come into the vocabulary, etc. make this communications hard.

Of course basic communications, like “Hello Grandma, how are you?” will work, but the more complex vocabulary hinders effectiveness and its frustrating on both sides.

Because it takes time for scientific language to become common language, those that talk in geek speak tend to be on these other planes. Eventually society as a whole will catch up.

Ladders

In addition to imagining the planes, you also have to imagine a series of ladders that connect the two planes. Some people live on these ladders. If they climb to the top, they pass to the higher plane and can no longer effectivally communicate back to the lower plane. People who are climbing the ladders exist in both planes at the same time and can reasonably communicate in either direction.

Back to the “Big Bang Theory” example. Sheldon and Penny can’t understand why the other one does or says the things they do. But Sheldon’s roommate Lenoard is on a ladder and is a bridge between the two. He can explain Sheldon to Penny and Penny to Sheldon.

A Joke!

A helicopter pilot was giving a ride to a businessman in the Seattle area when a heavy fog set in and they couldn’t figure out how to get back to the airport. The pilot spots an office building with workers in the windows and he hovers into place. After getting their attention he asks “Where am I?”. A worker yells back “Your in a Helicopter”. The pilot says thank you and flies away saying he knows where he is now. The businessman has a stunned look on your face and asks the pilot “How do you know where we are?” The pilot responds: “we are over Microsoft’s campus. They gave me a technically correct but utterly useless answer.”

That’s one of my favorite jokes, not just because it disses Microsoft but it points out the communication problem. Because geeks tend to be precise, they don’t think in generalities. In this case the pilot would assume he would get the answer of Redmond or Microsoft’s Campus and had he been talking to non-geeks, he would have gotten a general answer to his question.

This precision is part of what forms the barrier between the layers. Its also the reason geeks tend to migrate to computers, even at an early age. Computers are very simple devices but they are very precise. In fact, they may be the ultimate in precision since they only understand “Yes” and “No”. There are no maybes to a computer.

While geeks tend to be slobs and not care much about personal appearance, they are actually very well ordered thinkers. Much like computers which process things in a logical manner, geeks seek logic in things. I’ve always thought my quest to see logic in things had to do with watching too much Star Trek as a kid and a fascination with “Mr. Spock”. Geeks see things in our world that make no sense to them and they spend considerable mental energy to solve the problem or write it of as non-important. This is were the slob nature comes in. Its not important so geeks spend no time on it.

Between their scientific vocabulary, their logical thought process and their need for precision there will always be a rift between geeks and normals. Eventually the normals will ascend to the next plane but when they get there, they will find the geeks have also ascended to yet another plane continuing the cycle.

“One point five Million”, “A sea of humanity”, “Love Fest”.  These are terms used to describe the turnout for the Inauguration of President Obama.  No one can deny the historic significance of this day.  150 years from now the denizens of this planet will read about this day and this presidency in the same way we read about Abraham Lincoln’s.   “Historic.”  We were all there to watch it either in the “sea of humanity”, a body so large it could be rendered in a satellite photo from space to the megapeeps watching it on TV.

*megapeep, gigapeep, kilopeep, tetrapeep and petrapeep and their derivatives are Copyright © 2009 Omnigeek Enterprises. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending.

NOTE:  I sure hope I never have to use the term “petrapeep”. Thats a Million Billion People.  At 5 gigapeep’s the planet is well strained.  Thats a 5 billion peeps for the non-metric people.  You know you are…..

While listening to CNN, they described yesterday’s Inauguration as an “Obama Love Fest” after it was reported that given 1.5 megapeeps there was not a single arrest in the crowd.  Not one. Zilch, Zip, Zero.  That is freaking mind blowing.  That somehow not a single fight broke out among people packed like sardines.

Perhaps it was too early for anger. Perhaps people were too cold and they were huddled together like emperor penguins trying to stay warm in the blistering Antarctica winters.

But any way you cut it, that may be the most amazing story from the day.  Forget about Chief Justice Robert’s messing up the oath.  Forget about Katie Couric of CBS News claiming that John Biden was president for four minutes since the oath was administered late in a obvious lack of research. CNN was prepared for that instant, complete with graphics.

But what really amazed me wasn’t that the cell phone networks in DC collapsed under stress of people beaming their cell phone pix to twitpic or bumbling media heads, oh the cool technology (yea, I’m calling something from Microsoft “cool”) that CNN employed like Photosynth, or their Facebook feed or their specially ordered satellite photo.

No, what amazed me was the President’s first speech.  Of course there are dissenters.  I was originally going to challenge some of the dissenting articles, ones with titles like “Obama’s worst speech”.  But each of us is entitled to our opinion and I would be a hypocrite if I tried to deny someone their opinion.  So I’m going to instead talk about where the speech touched me.

One article said that the speech was not motivating.  For me it was.  Perhaps it wasn’t the 100% rhetoric seen in the President’s speech in the movie “Independence Day”, but the call to action and service touched home.

Service isn’t necessarily joining the peace corps or working a soup kitchen, it could be just lending a helping hand or random acts of kindness.  I’ve noticed that I’ve done things in the 24 hours since the speech that I may not have done before.  For instance I offered my ice scraper/snow brush to a total stranger who using a book to clear the snow from his car.  Today I helped the pilot and wheel chair attendant help someone up the jetway this morning without thinking about it.

The call to service, while only part of the speech is the kind of thing we need to hear.  We should not look at it as rhetoric but as a real truthful need. Its when we help each other that we can start moving forward again.  We as a people can no longer be the “Its all about me generation”.

Over the past eight years, I’ve felt that the administration didn’t want to be a friend to the world but rather be the kid in the school yard who takes their ball and goes home.  The President pledged to be a “friend to all”.  Peace can’t start if you are making people your enemy.  The whole concept of the “Axis of Evil” was nothing more than drawing a line in the sand and creating enemies.

Of course the President even had something just for us geeks.  It was a passing reference, cut he did pledge to bring science back to the forefront.  In my opinion, the Bush administration did not respect Science.  The staff was notorious for editorializing scientific reports to say what they wanted them to say rather than saying the truth for example.  Perhaps with the new transparency pledge, a president who understands technology, and a desire to bring the US back to #1 in the world in many areas, science will now be well funded and not be looked down upon or brushed under the table.

And being more transparent is already showing up.  The White House’s official website http://whitehouse.gov flipped the switch on the new site a few minutes before the swearing in.  People immediately started dissecting the new site.  The old site’s robots.txt file had over 2400 lines in it, many were mechanical – Google doesn’t need to index the cgi-bin folder.  But many were content that the administration did not want to get indexed.  The new site came up with a two line robots.txt.

And he’s going to keep the Blackberry.

For for this geek there was a lot of good news and that’s pretty amazing.